ZOMBIE GONE

A Blue Collar Web Series

The zombie apocalypse happened. It didn’t work out so well for the Micky-D’s crowd, but otherwise went fine. We made a monument, took a moment of silence, then went back to building more condos and cubicles. People stand in lines for iPhones. Kanye is considered talent. Women make 75 cents on the dollar. And cars still don’t fly. Humanity.

However, like cancer, the zombie virus has not been cured. I don’t know what the center for disease control does, but it ain’t curing those two things. Passed orally (if you call eating brains ‘orally’), a victim loses control and takes on the familiar zombie-brain-eating look and motive that we’ve all come know. Predictable. While we don’t fear them in day to day to life, a zombie infestation can have a real effect on a homeowners property value.

Enter Zombie Gone LLC. A mom and pop extermination company who handles all of your zombie related needs. They may not have the best reviews on yelp, or manners, clean clothes, or customer service skills, but they do have a 24 hour emergency answering machine.

Tragically, this web series has not yet been made.